Detox

I admit it. I'm addicted to many things...caffiene, Brad, chocolate, facebook, but I'm not interested in ridding my life of these things. However, I am interested to know if the Betty Ford Clinic has a program for whining. I'd like to self-admit and then enroll my two children.

I hate whining. It's unbecoming, annoying and weak. It annoys me even more when I realize that these are qualities that I find so prevalent in my own character. So anyhow...if step one is admitting you have a problem I'm ready for step two. (Whatever that is.)

I'm going to try and self-detox for now since insurance probably won't cover this as a mental condition in need of professional help. Here's my new mantra...

"Strength for today, and bright hope for tomorrow,
Blessings all mine with ten thousand beside."
- Great Is Thy Faithfulness, Thomas Chisholm